Jay Allison  (954 views)
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Age

23

Location

London, United Kingdom

Birthday

September 10
 
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Age

23

Birthday

September 10

Location

London, United Kingdom

Languages

German, English
 

About Me

I mess about and am rarely serious so if i insult you dont take it personally.. unless ive informed you otherwise.. in which case screw you, go die an quit reading this cos your wasting your time and valuable air by breathing.

Interests

Chillin.. Killing.. Grilling.. mmmmm gggrrriiiiilllll..

Favorite Music

Disturbed, Ill Nino, Spineshank, Linkin Park, Godsmack, Ra, Rammstein, Tool, Soad, Static X, Metallica, Korn, and Disturbed again.. the list goes on but thats enough for now.. not in order btw..
 

Favorite Music Video

see above..
 

Favorite Movies

Predator 1 & 2 an to an extent AVP.. agen.. most films with killing and/or racing in them..
 

Favorite TV Shows

Any comedy really.. well.. any good comedys.. aka.. british comedys.
 

Favorite Books

Books.. wot are those?! ooohhh those dated papery things.. aka firelighters.. hmmm.. Fear and loathing probly cos im reading it at the moment..
 

Favorite Quote

'sprechen sie the same lingerie?!' and 'schmock and a pancake?'.. most things from comedys really..
 

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Feb 28, 2007 6:45 PM
eLLen says:
 
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am home again
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am whole again

Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am young again
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am fun again

However far away, I will always love you
However long I stay, I will always love you
Whatever words I say, I will always love you
I will always love you

Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am free again
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am clean again

However far away, I will always love you
However long I stay, I will always love you
Whatever words I say, I will always love you
I will always love you
311-love song
you just went to bed and i was getting ready to go when this song came on the radio. gave me chills really bad. this is too true though. anyways, ill take that weird little thing as something that happened to cheer me up and head off myself.
love you
 
Jan 21, 2007 1:28 AM
 
ok im at work..its 1:15 in the morning and im bored outta my little american dome. i wanted something to do so what better than to harrass you?
hmm, well what can i say? umm..you say duvet, tourniquet, and so many other things wrong. you eat weird food and you think im a rabbit cuz i love fruits and veggies. i think you suck because you love evanescence but you made me like linkin park again..you are terrible at saints row and even worse because you think its ok to wear tights if you can throw cars.
you introduced me to nutella(you bastard i want some now!)mm i still remember licking the plastic thingy clean, lol..you say things like boomshankskatpank and safety innit blood and it damn near drives me insane!!
you have showed me so much and made me laugh more than anyone. thanks for being all that and a bag of crisps (you cheeky fker you!!)..and thanks for being mine..
 
 
 
Nov 24, 2006 12:40 AM
 
hey, Jay

Thank“s for accept my friendship and for be a good mate.

stay handsome and cool huh?

uh-huh byebye then
 
Nov 16, 2006 9:45 PM
 
no seriously, where the hell are you? no faaaaaiiirr
 
Oct 10, 2006 8:04 PM
 
just wanted to say i " " you. im certain you can fill in the blank so i'll leave it be. i know you are shy and everything but you know what you mean to me and thats all i care about. anyone who takes the time to read your profile should know that I KNOW how lucky i am to have ya and if that should ever change, you are still my best friend. and with that said fuck off, lol jk. and who anyone who wants to say otherwise..guess what?! soon as you get here it BYE DIDDLEY EYE HI5 AND ALL ITS MINIONS!!!! unfortunatly for you... ~me~

 
 
Jul 19, 2006 1:52 PM
 
BONJOUR (stupid french)
Just wanted to stain your profile with my presence and mark my territory. Yes, we American chicks have been known to lift our leg on occasion and as you know I am quite fond of it. Anyways, I chuck an apple in your general direction and offer my services to you as an untrained and entirely incapable human being IF the apple should hit. Shake your screen cuz I'd nudge ya if I could.

Adios (stupid Spanish)

missmuRder
 
Oct 2, 2005 7:31 PM
 
aiight this dude is FUNNY! NE ladies that wanna get wit this thug better do it know! he will make NE lady feel like princess he already does 2 me and we aint even goin out...yet! lol eh Jay!? lmao *coughs* NE who ya this is one of my boys yea hez awsum 2 talk 2! w3rd up 4 Jay!
 
Jul 29, 2005 3:11 AM
 
and plz excuse my other testimonials then i was just crazy. oh jay is alright lol understatement of the centurary i cant spell
 
Jul 12, 2005 10:44 PM
Anna says:
 
hi
ive tlked 2 J bout 3 times now. He is lovely, and he makes me laugh way 2 much...lol
he is a great friend!!!
ohh also wen i say this "BOO" he shits his pants!!hehehlol
he also loves takin showers with me....lol wot a crak up
anyway seeya later
FREE KISSES 4 ALL!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
lol
 
May 20, 2005 7:32 AM
 
i cant belive he put the klsjjdaslrkfxjkfdjms testimonial in.he is beyond crazy now
 
Apr 28, 2005 7:36 AM
 
and he's funny anilkmndmv and cxrazdkcm.\eftjihgvcxwerrt
 
Apr 19, 2005 7:33 AM
 
jay is good to talk to he is totally awesome

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